K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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