About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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