I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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