Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I look better un-naked...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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