Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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