Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I lost the right to judge tonight
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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