We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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