dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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