he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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