I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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