btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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