Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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