school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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