I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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