My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
i believe in u and ur pee
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Randomize
