A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm really busy with my period
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