Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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