we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I will be naked everywhere
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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