My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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