I have demons in me.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I didn't notice because vodka
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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