I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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