is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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