Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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