Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I think people are normalizing furries
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize