NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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