Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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