i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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