what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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