Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm too high and old for this...
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