Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
