So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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