yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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