Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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