He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
