When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I think your dad took our porno
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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