Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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