i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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