Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I have feelings that need drinking.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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