when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?