Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom