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in pain and im wearing pink underwear

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so?

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i dont own pink underwear

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(609): in pain and im wearing pink underwear (908): so? (609): i dont own pink underwear http://tfl.nu/78xa

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!

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(612): I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome! http://tfl.nu/jbu3

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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.

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(863): I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy. http://tfl.nu/ar0z

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?

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God wants them to get laid too.

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(267): Why do fat girls all have such cute faces? (484): God wants them to get laid too. http://tfl.nu/23cz

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?

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Fuck you.

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(703): I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right? (571): Fuck you. http://tfl.nu/jxij

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(516): View more from New York

I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.

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(516): I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified. http://tfl.nu/1mep

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(513): View more from Ohio

Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?

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(513): Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far? http://tfl.nu/e2iz

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(248): View more from Michigan

So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.

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(248): So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection. http://tfl.nu/x1ov

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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.

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(603): A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you. http://tfl.nu/2hjp

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(623): View more from Arizona

Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.

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(623): Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight. http://tfl.nu/ky5x

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.

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(617): Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules. http://tfl.nu/6l2w

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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.

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(707): I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any. http://tfl.nu/bt78

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(443): View more from Maryland

Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.

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(443): Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face. http://tfl.nu/p4qr

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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.

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(610): I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with. http://tfl.nu/uzcd

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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment

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(610): How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment http://tfl.nu/bnot

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