Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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