so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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