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(914): View more from New York

Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.

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(310): View more from California

Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation

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(575): View more from New Mexico

So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...

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