love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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