is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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