Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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