Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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