I think scott just propositioned me for sex
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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