Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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