whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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