my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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