I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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