sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
FUCK WHALES
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
