your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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