This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We need a shit load of segways right now
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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