And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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